Rotbugbod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive crane.

Rotbugbod created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbugbod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotbugbod, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rotbugbod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rotbugbod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rotbugbod.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look in ponds.