Yimtitdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, strong dingo.

Yimtitdad created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimtitdad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimtitdad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yimtitdad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yimtitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing mauve shoes and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Never wear brown ear rings.