Fossflagyam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable hedgehog.

Fossflagyam created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Fossflagyam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fossflagyam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fossflagyam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fossflagyam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fossflagyam.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Do not kill moths.