Veengenqueeg Lunfligstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent fairy.

Veengenqueeg Lunfligstrag created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Veengenqueeg Lunfligstrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Veengenqueeg Lunfligstrag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Veengenqueeg Lunfligstrag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Veengenqueeg Lunfligstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not chop down trees.