Dimlaknel is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, impressive spider.

Dimlaknel created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlaknel, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimlaknel, she will manifest in front of you.

Dimlaknel's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dimlaknel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. You must love Dimlaknel.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.