Hubbusgubquat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust aardvark.

Hubbusgubquat created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbusgubquat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubbusgubquat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hubbusgubquat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hubbusgubquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always obey Hubbusgubquat's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.