Habtikdav is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient fairy.

Habtikdav created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habtikdav, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Habtikdav, it will destroy your favourite star.

Habtikdav's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Habtikdav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear black rings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.