Fadmettail is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured armadillo.

Fadmettail created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmettail, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadmettail, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fadmettail's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fadmettail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Fadmettail first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.