Ligdissken is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind warg.

Ligdissken created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdissken, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligdissken, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Ligdissken's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ligdissken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Ligdissken in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Ligdissken on top of important buildings.