Futtaggam Pogominhungen Nanlatlimdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust raven.

Futtaggam Pogominhungen Nanlatlimdiss created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Futtaggam Pogominhungen Nanlatlimdiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futtaggam Pogominhungen Nanlatlimdiss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Futtaggam Pogominhungen Nanlatlimdiss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Futtaggam Pogominhungen Nanlatlimdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing tights.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Never look at comets.