Rullgutpas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful crow.

Rullgutpas created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Rullgutpas, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullgutpas, it will think nothing of it.

Rullgutpas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rullgutpas' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your legs orange.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.