Pibdagtag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring snail.

Pibdagtag created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pibdagtag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibdagtag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pibdagtag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pibdagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Pibdagtag's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.