Kinfunflag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced centaur.

Kinfunflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinfunflag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kinfunflag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kinfunflag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kinfunflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never eat figs.