Dibfutbidgeddoss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Dibfutbidgeddoss created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfutbidgeddoss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibfutbidgeddoss, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dibfutbidgeddoss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dibfutbidgeddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn rings.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.