Bagrullbut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate zebra.

Bagrullbut created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Bagrullbut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bagrullbut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bagrullbut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bagrullbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Bagrullbut loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bagrullbut on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt nematodes.