Goflamhomnill is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane fairy.

Goflamhomnill created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goflamhomnill, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Goflamhomnill, it will have a low opinion of you.

Goflamhomnill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Goflamhomnill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

5. Always help moths in need.