Hadcatwap Tifgidapp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing pig.

Hadcatwap Tifgidapp created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcatwap Tifgidapp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadcatwap Tifgidapp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hadcatwap Tifgidapp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hadcatwap Tifgidapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hadcatwap Tifgidapp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your back yellow.