Sabrowarmtafyartnildossand is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered gnu.

Sabrowarmtafyartnildossand created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrowarmtafyartnildossand, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabrowarmtafyartnildossand, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sabrowarmtafyartnildossand's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sabrowarmtafyartnildossand's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white kilts.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.