Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy goat.

Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bammifvolvolquafvincebkik.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.