Cidtettilat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart wyvern.

Cidtettilat created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidtettilat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidtettilat, he will turn you into a snail.

Cidtettilat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cidtettilat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat garlic.