Larpbodbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless skunk.

Larpbodbest created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpbodbest, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larpbodbest, she will curse you with boils.

Larpbodbest's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Larpbodbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing brown shirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat coconuts.