Mapsagpin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mapsagpin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapsagpin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mapsagpin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mapsagpin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mapsagpin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Do not chop down trees.