Rilgatrot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish hedgehog.

Rilgatrot created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilgatrot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilgatrot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rilgatrot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rilgatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.