Cenyakbus is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent wombat.

Cenyakbus created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenyakbus, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cenyakbus, she will turn you into a snail.

Cenyakbus' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cenyakbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not take Cenyakbus' name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.