Wotlikkon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced otter.

Wotlikkon created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlikkon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotlikkon, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wotlikkon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wotlikkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not take Wotlikkon's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.