Dubkenditbunbat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong bear.

Dubkenditbunbat created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubkenditbunbat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubkenditbunbat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dubkenditbunbat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dubkenditbunbat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear jumpers.