Ganmistom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast dragonfly.

Ganmistom created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Ganmistom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ganmistom, he will turn you into a goat.

Ganmistom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ganmistom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing black rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Ganmistom loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear tights.