Kenrulldob is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful lion.

Kenrulldob created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kenrulldob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kenrulldob, he will think nothing of it.

Kenrulldob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kenrulldob's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never feed tomatoes to foxes while wearing black shorts.

5. You must love Kenrulldob.