Yatjap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever elephant.

Yatjap created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatjap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatjap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yatjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near voles.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about great tits.