Matdapcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent lizard.

Matdapcab created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Matdapcab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Matdapcab, it will think nothing of it.

Matdapcab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Matdapcab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always stare at clouds.