Hugsandtad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish lizard.

Hugsandtad created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsandtad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugsandtad, she will laugh at you.

Hugsandtad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hugsandtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from gray frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about fire.
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