Bifyoklog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing whale.

Bifyoklog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifyoklog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bifyoklog, he will strike you with lightening.

Bifyoklog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bifyoklog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Bifyoklog.

3. Bifyoklog loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.