Sagyarlap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind bear.

Sagyarlap created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagyarlap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sagyarlap, she will turn you into a snail.

Sagyarlap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sagyarlap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Sagyarlap.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.