Zedboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet hedgehog.

Zedboss created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedboss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedboss, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zedboss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zedboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zedboss.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.