Likripyar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever swan.

Likripyar created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likripyar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likripyar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Likripyar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Likripyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Never jump near badgers.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must never eat figs.