Vedquillnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody penguin.

Vedquillnarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedquillnarl, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedquillnarl, she will strike you with lightening.

Vedquillnarl's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vedquillnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about fire.