Fodhimwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy bird.

Fodhimwee created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhimwee, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodhimwee, it will not care at all.

Fodhimwee's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fodhimwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing blue kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your hands.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Fodhimwee in the centre of the settlement.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Fodhimwee's name in vain.