Fosslitdag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic wolf.

Fosslitdag created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosslitdag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fosslitdag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fosslitdag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fosslitdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Hide if seven rats approach from the north.