Stikcebgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid chinchilla.

Stikcebgeb created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcebgeb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikcebgeb, she will turn you into a snail.

Stikcebgeb's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Stikcebgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near doves while wearing brown rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikcebgeb.