Saskanbogmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak crab.

Saskanbogmot created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saskanbogmot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Saskanbogmot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Saskanbogmot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Saskanbogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never talk about moons.