Quamnullcap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient cat.

Quamnullcap created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamnullcap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamnullcap, it will cry a lot.

Quamnullcap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Quamnullcap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.