Cudcarwad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy dugong.

Cudcarwad created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcarwad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cudcarwad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cudcarwad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cudcarwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.