Nansanont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless hedgehog.

Nansanont created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansanont, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nansanont, she will curse you with boils.

Nansanont's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nansanont's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nansanont first in all things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Nansanont.