Rutt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered skunk.

Rutt created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutt, she will be very unhappy.

Rutt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never feed lots of beans to snakes while wearing pink shorts.

5. Never chant in holy places.