Faglimfom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable jellyfish.

Faglimfom created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Faglimfom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Faglimfom, she will turn you into a snail.

Faglimfom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Faglimfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Faglimfom.

4. Faglimfom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to music.