Gebbisskop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish frog.

Gebbisskop created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gebbisskop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebbisskop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gebbisskop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gebbisskop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Run away if four pigs approach from the west.