Komtandoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witless raccoon.

Komtandoss created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komtandoss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Komtandoss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Komtandoss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Komtandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.