Dagcutsom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind bee.

Dagcutsom created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagcutsom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagcutsom, he will turn you into a plant.

Dagcutsom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dagcutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about dark energy.