Fedtifgabyik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever spider.

Fedtifgabyik created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedtifgabyik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedtifgabyik, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fedtifgabyik's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fedtifgabyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedtifgabyik.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.