Larnarftom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent chicken.

Larnarftom created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Larnarftom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnarftom, he will cry a lot.

Larnarftom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Larnarftom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Larnarftom's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Larnarftom on top of all buildings.